25 Funny Anxiety Quotes to Help Ease Anxiety Symptoms.

Anxiety can put extra burden & load on your life. Anxiety is nothing but a state of mind which makes you feel depressed & sad. Your heart beat starts racing & never ending thoughts continuosly land in your brain. Any one with Anxiety disorder can only explain the feelings during an attack while others can only advice.

My sister was suffering from Anxiety from her childhood. The consultation with the therapist somehow gave her some relief from the disorder but still only one thing which proved a blessing for her was the advice from a Om Shanti Sister. 

The advice was to only focus on the good things which happened or is happening in her life. Negative thoughts will come & go but don't fight or focus on them. Let them flow out & again focus on the good things that happened or is happening in your life. Slowly your brain will be trained to focus only on good things & negative thoughts will automaticlly flow out & disappear.

Still today when she feels low she searches for encouraging & funny anxiety quotes of which some are quoted below to hep someone feeling low due to anxiety.

25 Funny Anxiety Quotes to Help Ease Anxiety Symptoms.

1. "If Stress Burned Calories, I'd be a supermodel."

2. "Stressed Spelled Backwards is Desserts. Coincidence? I don't think so!."

3. "Anxiety is like being on a Treadmill. You exhaust yourself without ever getting anywhere."

4. "Dog Rules for Stress : If you can't eat it or play with it, then pee on it & walk away."

5. "Worrying is using your imagination to create something, you don't want."

6. "My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. So I thought about it and realized; that’s great, then I won’t need them anymore."

7. "If a problem can be solved, no need to worry about it. If a problem can't be solved what is the use of worrying about it?"

8. "I have been part of an online social anxiety support forum for about a year now. And can you guess what ? I haven't posted anything yet."

9. "I've tried yoga, but I find stress less boring."

10. "You attract what you fear.' -Oh my God. I'm so scared of $10.6 Billion."

11. "I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently. I have new ideas of fear."

12. "Is anxiety still bad if I fall in love with it?"

13. "Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self esteem, first make sure that you are not in fact, just surrounding yourself with assholes."

14. "Why be stressed when you can shake yo booty."

15. "What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso."

16. “There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

17. “If every thing given by god is a gift, I’d like to know where I can return Anxiety.”

18. “Mondays are the start of the week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year.” So start new."

19. “Sometimes we can focus so much on nothing that we make it a big something of nothing.”

20. "If you think nobody cares about you and if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments."

21. "I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

22. "If you were a food what would you be? Me- Donut, cause I’m so empty inside."

23. "If you ask Donut why it started going to therapy? Donut- I couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — i never felt hole!."

24. “Don’t feel ashamed of anxiety, pat yourself on the back. You’re a creative soul in search of meaning.”

25. "My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."

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